pararoses:

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

breadmaakesyoufat:

me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me

person: push it off

me: [enraged and offended] 

glassraptor:

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

jarpad:

When we started casting, we had archetypes in mind, which were Han Solo and Luke Skywalker. We were really looking for Sam to be empathetic, kind, and likable, and really the audience surrogate. The person who the audience would most see themselves as and really carry the story through their eyes. And that required a really unique likability. For Dean, we were looking for Han Solo. We were looking for devil-may-care, charismatic, a little rough around the edges, a little edgy, says things that are not always the kindest thing, as long as they’re funny. And that was really what we started out with. - Eric Kripke

jethroq:

heavenboundghost:

when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

lamenting my anguish online

wattpadfic:

current mood: that ridiculous scream r2d2 does when something shitty happens to him

harryandmesohappily:

happyharryblog:

“am I going to be in one of your skits?”

now that hendall has popped back up, may i remind you of THIS

ameliastardust:

one minute i’m horny af and then the next i dont want anyone to come near me with a ten foot pole 

thugilly:

fat-amy:

fckinbabe:

sakuyandere:

perlexnoire:

bluhippy:

jaxblade:

jaxblade:

jaxblade:

albertothechihuahua:

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

 

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

moon–cunt:

tinydickhaver:

sickboywolfgang:

Paul Rudd - Hotline Bling

i’m really angry with myself for not thinking of this first

this is the most internet thing i’ve ever seen

laymansterms12: